Saturday, July 30, 2011

Fuck You, Congress and all of the American Fucking Government

I feel like America is on a downward spiral.  Scratch that, I know America is on a downward spiral.  Congress needs to make a decision about the debt ceiling, and doesn't, because the Tea Party is holding it hostage because they swept the last election because independent voters are the worst thing in this country.  They never know what they want, and sway shit back and forth because they make up the most impressionable and uninformed people in this entire fucking country.  All they do is vote for the opposite side every election.  And it never works.

So, Americans are facing a possible default on our crazy borrowing.  And if congress can't vote to raise the debt ceiling, we're fucked.  And not to toot our own horn, but the rest of the world may have to also deal with the consequences.  As a nation, the United States is responsible for a major part of the world economy.  And we're about to fuck it in the ass.  and I am not particularly proud of thus fact.  Our idiot voters are lied to, and made to thing that raising the debt ceiling is not a big deal. But it is.  Without it, we're fucked.  So, if any of my international bros can swing it, I may need a new country to live in.  Just need a few weeks to get my shit together.  Any takers?

So, my lady problems have dissolved, kind of.  She was just worried where we were headed.  I told her we could go as far as she wanted.  But she was worried about her upcoming move, so it won't go much farther than it has.  Except for sex.  that was totally eluded to.  Also, I'm drunk as shit right now.  And she may be passed out in my bed.  But I can't sleep.  So i'm blogging.  Terribly.  Because I'm a terrible person.  Because I'm terrified what happens next.  Because I really like her, and her moving soon sucks.  I won't say that she's the one, because that is crazy as hell, but she COULD be the one.  And I don't want to lose her, but the distance will be hard, and it's not like we're together in any real sense of boyfriend and girlfriend.  Shit.  If I tell her what I think, what happens?

Also, here's some music.  From my favorite band ever

11 comments:

  1. I'm going to have to comment like a baws here, and comment after reading half, then comment on the second half lol. The way I see the American economy is this; The Republicans kept raising and raising it without care, because they were like "Hey, we can deal with later!" then a democrat got in, and it was like "AWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHH! Let that fu**er solve it". But, he can't, they caused the problem, and now he has to try and fix it, but he can't without their help, but now they refuse to let him win. This is what I think they should do, seeing as they want to come out of this as awesome, and they don't want to let Obama win, support him. Back whatever he comes out with. That way, if it goes wrong they can say "Hey, we'd have done this, he messed up, let us have a go" and if he gets it right, they can say "Hey, we were behind him all the way, we're nice guys really" and everyone is happy cos America doesn't get Bob Geldof giving it a benefit concert.

    Okay now to read about the lady troubles. Mmkay, if you can't tell her what you think, then have her read this, I find it a lot easier to write something down, than tell people, I can't tell people shit. I'll say this though, long distance rarely works. I've helped one couple make it work, but it was only for like a year, before they moved together at last, and they were both really crazy the whole time. It rarely works, but you won't know unless you try, you have some thinking, and some talking, to do, so good luck with that mate. If you need someone to talk to just use the email form on my blog, you wouldn't be the first to talk to me, you won't be the last. Man even when I'm dead people are gonna come to me for me to listen.

    Also America, good luck not ruining your own economy, but really, after all those years of Bush, I don't hold much hope, sorry but it's the truth. You used to be a massive super power, you still are really, but you've lost a fair amount of respect.

    Damn this ended up being about the length of a blog post -_-

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  2. well i don't think obama has been doing a great job either...

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  3. nice tune u have posted there

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  4. yeah, that shit cant last forever

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  5. America, ladies and gentlemen.

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  6. Yay Led Zeppelin. I'm really pissed off at everything against public services and especially things against Teachers. That hits home hard, as my mom as well as my aunt are teachers and no offense but anyone who isn't or wasn't a teacher does not fucking understand what its like to be one. They don't comprehend things like how its *usually* not the teachers fault that your kid is fucking failing because you don't care enough about your children to MAKE them do their homework.

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  7. i wont even comment on america.

    about the girl,
    i had exactly the same problem in february when my gf left for 6 months to study abroad. We didnt have anything serious going on but i could feel the beginning of something nice, so i manned up and told her.
    6 months passed like 1 day and we are still together (she returned last week).

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  8. America will pull through...I hope

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  9. If the USA is effed then we're all effed, it's just the way things are.

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  10. check this out. It definitely confirms how fucked we are.
    http://usdebt.kleptocracy.us/

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  11. Hopefully America pulls through "/ we need help lol!

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